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Well DXM was fun, but it was like getting drunker than drunk. I made it to the second plateau on 1.5 bottles of Buckley's. I gag thinking of that shit. Anyway, I was enlightened by it for a day and a half after the trip.

I didn't think that I would ever do it again until today, when I thought that I could bypass the taste by turkey basting it down my throat. Needless to say, I puked all over the floor. I guess I know one way not to dex.

Nonetheless, I won't be dexing in the future. That shit is too nasty.

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omg, THE SECRET TO THE WORLD IS love and happiness

Okay, one more post.

This is for those that want to be enlightened about marijuana.

Common misconceptions:

MYTH - The Gateway Theory, in relation to marijuana, it is the theory that because of this drug, you will go on to do other, harder drugs.

FACT - The Gateway theory is bunk

MYTH - Marijuana causes brain damage, has a teratogenic effect on reproductive cells, suppresses the immune system, is more dangerous than tobacco and impairs short term memory.

FACT - Marijuana does the opposite of these. Just watch super high me on google video. also, you can cut the effects on your lungs by baking marijuana into foods and using a vaporizer.

I wish it was this easy for politicians to accept this.

I guess I am just using other people's information, but so far there have been no ill effects to me.

My upcoming goals besides project free speech:

1.Fuck a bitch
3.finish painting
4.Write about these things.

In a little while I am going to post some signs on the freeway bridges next to my house. Maybe this post will be tracked. Maybe I will get arrested or fined. Who knows. This is operation free speech. And I intend to either get people thinking about Bush and our shitty government, or cause mayhem. I will get some volunteers too. This should be an interesting experiment. I'll update on how it goes later.

Speaking of free speech...

If you are a guy and you are reading this, you should know that masturbating gets old after a while. So, you should invest in some lube and possibly something long and slender that resembles a dick. If you stick it up your ass, it will greatly intensify the orgasm.

I suppose that I can't sink any further, or show that I am any worse-Aww fuck it..

Two favorite Red Tube Videos

1. - this is the Vanessa Hudgens sex tape that fucked up her career. If you look on wikipedia, which is written by retards, you will see that she only posed for a photoshoot in 'suggestive lingerie', but that is not true and here's the video for proof. My favorite parts are pretty much everything, Vanessa Hudgens is willing to do it hot and sloppy. Also, I hate the new Disney today, and everyone agrees that High School Musical sucks ass. That is the reason that this video exists.

2. - I like women that don't speak the same language as me. Imagine if you were fucking a woman and she was saying "Your nuts are disgusting, you sir, are a terrible fuck". In spanish that would be something like "Sus frutos secos son repugnantes, usted seƱor, son una terrible cogida". Then, in real life it would be all jumbled because you were tapping that ass real hard, then she would say "Sus fruto-aaagh-son-repug-nahhhh-ntes, u-u-u-u-usted senor, son una terible cogida", then you would say "yeah baby keep speaking spanish to me". now imagine if Dave chapel was saying it. It kind of makes it funnier. idk lol.

By the way, I'm not good at making jokes. I just write what I want because I like doing it that way. fuck you. fuck you.

Do you ever get that feeling where you know what you want to do for the rest of your life, but then you think that the idea you just had was fucking stupid?

Do you ever get that feeling where you go "oh man, you know, if i was a... i could make so much money". Then you think "naww, I would just sit at a desk all day like my father".

Maybe it's just me, but life seems like a huge commercial. All I can do right now is watch it slowly go by.

I'll have a rock band sooner or later. There's no sense feeling this way.

welcome to the batcave, which is updated sometimes.

So you've been wondering what happened to old matt ng? recently I was awarded a prestigious grant for the new zombie horror film that I am making called 'my little brother is a zombie', i also got the chance to ravish all of my old high school fantasies, i found a nice/cheap apartment in minneapolis, and I organized all of my music on my mp3 player.

just kidding... but seriously folks!! despite living with my parents, toking up every chance i get, and trying to figure out what to do with my limitless talent, i have decided to keep a little weblog of my adventures.

like you care.


matthew ng